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Naruto - Konoha no Go - color by Kagaya Naruto - Konoha no Go - color by Kagaya
Edit: The following, and more writing including Sasuke's responce, can be found at fanfiction.net under under my account Kagaya Chou, or at this [link]

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Hey Sasuke,

Wish you were here. Well, Shikamaru doesn't. He still thinks you're too troublesome. 'Cause, you know, everyone risked their lives trying to 'save' you an all when we thought you got abducted by Orochimaru's minions. Didn't know he wanted your body at the time; didn't know you wanted him to take it either. Sorry.

Anyway, just thought you should know. Chouji went on a diet soon after you left. Took some of his family pills. Nearly killed him. I guess that's the biggest reason why Shikamaru's miffed at you. But it's all okay now, 'cause they've been best friends for ages, and their dads have been best friend for ages, so Nara-san gave Chouji some good meds. Ino just wants the diet pills; apparently, she's not trying to be anorexic for you!

So, yeah. When you left, Neji had trouble breathing. Nearly lost a lung or some such, 'cause he met this nasty guy. All hands, he was. Neji got so beat up. It's all your fault, you know. If you hadn't left, he'd probably have been fighting you. Then he wouldn't have gotten hurt. Ah, but don't worry, that little affair's got one of those, 'Think I look bad? You should have seen the other guy' resolutions. Btw, your fan club converted to his, and after all the shit he's been through - his family, his teacher, me, you... oh, and the ANBU now - he totally deserves the love.

As for Kiba, same old, same old. He and Akamaru are inseparable, so half the time when we're hangin' out he's talking to his dog. Ah, I'm not gonna make him chose. Besides, he's actually way more open when he forgets I'm there. I found out that Hinata has a crush on me. Did you know Sakura sees you in Shino? But hey, the cool thing is that now, Akamaru's starting to learn how to talk! Isn't that something?

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Happy New Year, Sasuke! Hope you enjoy your new home. Hey, has Kabuto recovered from last time yet? Can you pass on a message? Tell him that as much as he dislikes women, he really shouldn't get physical about it, and if he does, and I hear about it, I will personally come over a whoop his ass again! But don't worry, next time we see you, I'll prepare two rasengans, one with your name on it.


Your pal,
The Future Rokudaime Hokage
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Note: I'm not on crack. I'm just... eh, it's Photoshop! (And this is a satire. I don't particularly dislike anyone in Naruto so if you're a fan of some of the Naruto characters here, ... hope you're not offended?) As for Neji's cursed seal, it's not a swastika (or a Buddhist or Hindu symbol etc.) ^^; It's just a graphical symbol that is part of his character design in the manga, which I do not own.

Edit: For the initial sketch, click this [link]
Edit: For the monotone "inked" version, click this [link]
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:icondeafgirl15:
Deafgirl15 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015
And 4 out of the 5 were the dead last in the academy....and now...LOOK HOW THEY'VE GROWN T.T
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SayonaraMemory Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Amazing! ;3
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Ri-Aikyo Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*drools over Neji, Shika and Kiba* :love: 2 rvmp 
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SingingChewingGum Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
I love Shika and Neji on this *O*
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:icongustellexy:
gustellexy Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
Shika looks very cool)
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Kyakka Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Shikamaru and Neji <3 <3 <3 <3
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:iconmimithewolfie:
Mimithewolfie Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Student Filmographer
Only if live people were like this.
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Lilly456789 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
Shikamaru *_* the crush of my life... O//////////O
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:iconninjagirl9:
Ninjagirl9 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Awwh I love this so much and that letter!! <3
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:iconcrissi-star7:
Crissi-Star7 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
They all look soooooo good!
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:iconookami-chi:
Ookami-Chi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
all i can say is DAMN...lol this is awsome and shikamaru and kiba are fiiine! <3
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RowaIB Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SHIKAMARU AND NEJI O.O<3
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:iconbarkingpandas:
barkingpandas Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
kiba, shika, and neji look soooo hot!!!!!!! :squee:
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:iconfreespiritartsoul:
FreeSpiritArtSoul Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
oooh yes!!! kiba<3 *.*
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wildlife108 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
I LOVE SHIKA IN THIS!!! HE IS BEAUTIFUL :)
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AkatsukisAlice Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hmmm~ Shiki!!!!!!
Also did anyone else ever wounder why Neji's Forehead mark-thing looks like a fancy backwards swastika (i don't remember what it is called but it is not actually the swastika before everyone tries to kill me)
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Blossomforth Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It was a Hindu and Buddhist symbol long before it was used by nazis.
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:iconakatsukisalice:
AkatsukisAlice Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
it is spinning the wrong way for it to stand for that
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:iconblossomforth:
Blossomforth Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No, it's clearly the non-nazi version of the symbol.
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:iconthe-all-seeing-olive:
SHIKA IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconinnocent-beauty:
Innocent-Beauty Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
shikamaru looks so much better in this picture than he does in the anime!
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LyokoLovesFan Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
wow, i'm surprise!

but after all, is a good picture, i love it
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ArtIsBaang Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
:iconinloveplz: * ups
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ArtIsBaang Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
shikamaru and neji are sooo hood^^ :icoinloveplz:
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:iconmarriih:
MaRRiiH Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Shikamaru looks sexy :iconblushplz: and Neji too!
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scareysherrie74 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome!
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huuurp Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
kibe hawt -///-
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Evilkitten3 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Left to right: Chubby, Doggy, Foxy, Lazy, and Jackass!
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:iconxbittersweetmemories:
shikamaru and neji look like they are in their teens while the others still look like children
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silentcamellia Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
cool!!! i love the letter-like thing in the description too! really adds depth!
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totallyobviousername Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2011  Hobbyist
That is really funny.
Sasuke desrves it after what he did though.
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awesomeninjaperson12 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:wow:
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Ninlai Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist
DAAAAAAAMN ! *dies of blood loss* :iconblooddeathplz:
My soul shouting: 'Hell, I don't even know you, y u try to kill me?!!'
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Wolfbloodyspirit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
OMG! Their all so sexy! i love it!
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naruto101312 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
oh this is the most beautiful pic ive ever seen in my life LOL
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leeloo-lynxwolf-22 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student Writer
wow i live it haha :dance:
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:iconargenta3:
argenta3 Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
The colouring is so cool!
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ViridianBlastx3 Featured By Owner May 4, 2011
UBER COOL!
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Wicky1812 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Student Artist
Lol nejis awesome. Altho it IS pretty weerd how his symbol kinda looks like a nazi sign....lolz
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blablablaka Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
so sexy boys :ashamed:
I am confused
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michio2012 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011
The hyugas seal people with a swastika, Ichigo has a swastika on his sword and Whitebeard had a swastika-shaped flage in the begining.... anybody else sensing a trend here?


NAZIS!
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:iconblablablaka:
blablablaka Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
swastika - it is not only nazis! hear is another swastika! it's a preserving symbol!!! Who don't know that?
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michio2012 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
I know it is also a symbol for peace in sanscrit, that is not the point. I was just making a joke, bla.
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blablablaka Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
:nod:
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Sony-maeFan12 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
oh my :faint:
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TheKushinaUzumaki Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
well hi th-there :iconnosebleedplz:
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SayuJany Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
that's sexy!
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fluffyfluffybunny Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
NICE! love the drawing! EPIC!
they allllllllllllllllllll look really cooooooooooooooooool! XD! :la:
naruto looks too young...but....WHO CARES!!!!!
i could stare at this deviation for hours.....**)
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kiluna21 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
OMG shikamaru and neji are so HOT nosebleed... hehe
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Dariuchka Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2010
Love Shikamaru! He looks ssoooo smexy with his hair down... *drools* now he looks lazy and dangerous>
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